eurovisionlove:

Represting Australia and OGAE Rest of World @ Eurovision 1st semi final!!!

starry-sailor:

chasibunny:

starry-sailor:

chasibunny:

Me and Stalla are meant to be <3 
We have the same favorite porn stars
;o

Does this mean we can get married now? 

Only if we get to watch porn every night. Well every other night~

I’ll go pick out your ring, and get us some high speed internet. 

(Source: brontobunny)

whyarentibritish:

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

i guess that explains why oliver wood loved quidditch so much

(Source: idiotshitbaby, via mriloveyourhat)

best-of-funny:

X

cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

(via homeiswithlarry)

(Source: inclined-ice)

netflixandqueers:

homopride:

Jackie Chan comes out…

Screw the haters, we have Jackie Chan on our side!

ONWARD GAY RIGHTS!

wow can jackie chan be any cooler

(via modestlyhomo)