Me and Stalla are meant to be <3
We have the same favorite porn stars
Does this mean we can get married now?
Only if we get to watch porn every night. Well every other night~
I’ll go pick out your ring, and get us some high speed internet.
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
i guess that explains why oliver wood loved quidditch so much
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”