My name is Maria, I am nineteen and I live in Melbourne, Australia.
I'm currently unemployed, in debt because of a fabulous Eurotrip and still have a valid credit card...
I'm a very strong political supporter of One Direction.
As well as feminism. And gender/sex/fat positivity.
Eurovision Song Contest is my passion, I attended my first in Malmo 2013.
I believe in perfection in the forms of:
Bettie Page, Xena the Warrior Princess, Kirsten Dunst, Shakira and Molly Sanden.
the average male’s penis takes up about .2% of his body so going down on a member of 1d is like putting $48,000 in your mouth
- (I don't know who first said this but ty)